Frankenstein 'I'm Polite Enough To Insult You Professionally Today' Graphic Tee

A quirky gothic-literary tee for anyone who finds comfort in haunted libraries, strange experiments, and beautifully macabre humor. The front illustration shows a stitched-together creature surrounded by books, notes, and curious instruments, paired with the wry reminder: “I’m polite enough to insult you professionally today.” It feels like something a midnight scholar, horror fan, or mad scientist would wear while browsing dusty shelves, attending a Halloween gathering, or settling in for a stormy night of reading. Printed on a lightweight Bella+Canvas cotton tee with a neat retail fit, it layers easily beneath a jacket or stands on its own as a conversation-starting piece. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a lightweight, breathable 4.2 oz fabric - Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal styling - Side seams provide structure and help the shirt retain its shape - Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape supports durability and shape retention - Tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean