Not My Pasture Not My Bullsh*t Funny Cow T-Shirt

A little country attitude, served deadpan. This Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee features a vintage-inspired cow in sunglasses alongside the message “Not My Pasture, Not My Bullsh*t”—a dry rural joke for ranch hands, farm kids, country souls, and anyone who prefers their western style with a little bite. Lightweight and breathable, it slips easily under a flannel for barn days, county fairs, country concerts, or slow weekends around the homestead. The classic crew neck and clean retail fit keep things easy, while the bold graphic does the talking. It’s a comfortable piece of pasture-side rebellion with plenty of grit and humor. Product features - Made with lightweight, breathable 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton - Classic retail fit with a neat crew neckline - Side seams help maintain the garment’s shape and provide structure - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help reduce stretching - Tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean