Skeleton Mechanic Tee — “I Keep Everything, Especially Grudges & Spare Parts”

A warm rust-toned tee for mechanics, makers, and anyone with a soft spot for dark humor. The vintage-style skeleton tinkerer, surrounded by tools and labeled details, delivers the punchline: “I Keep Everything, Especially Grudges & Spare Parts.” Distressed edges and layered cream-and-yellow ink give it the feel of a well-loved garage poster. Lightweight and breathable, it slips easily under a jacket for autumn shop days, Halloween gatherings, or a night spent swapping stories around the workbench. The retail-fit crew neck keeps the look clean while the artwork does the talking. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a lightweight, breathable feel - Retail-fit crew neck with side seams for lasting shape - Ribbed knit collar and reinforced shoulder tape for added durability - Tear-away label designed to reduce skin irritation - REACH-certified adult garment with crisp DTF or DTG print options Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean