T-Shirt — 'If You're Not Watching I'm Running the Whole Ward' Skeleton Tee

This lightweight crew-neck tee brings a darkly playful edge to everyday wear. Printed on soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the shirt features a detailed, vintage-horror style illustration of a grinning skeleton nurse lounging with its paperwork and a bold, hand-lettered line that reads “If you’re not watching, I’m running the whole ward.” The rich, autumnal base color makes the multi-tonal artwork pop while staying easy to layer under jackets or over long sleeves. Built with side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed knit collar, it holds shape wash after wash. The tear-away label keeps the fit comfortable against skin, and REACH certification plus ethical manufacturing credentials add quiet confidence to the purchase. Wear it to signal dark humor and offbeat taste — a confident, tongue-in-cheek piece for nights out, conventions, or slow weekend coffee runs. Product features - 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight, breathable fabric - Side seams and shoulder tape for longer-lasting shape and structure - Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort - High-detail print options (DTF/DTG depending on provider) produce crisp, vibrant artwork - REACH certified; ethically manufactured with noted Fair Labor/WRAP credentials Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean